28 Jun 04
Coração Melão – Pira Pirô
Hermes e Renato
pira, pira, piro-o (3X)
Piro em salvador
pira, pira, piro-o (3x)
piro em salvador
tava tomando sol
la em salvador
chego um lorao
e me disse que piro
ele tiro a camisa
ele tiro o calcao
agachou na areia
e cagou no chao
caga, caga
caga caga cago-o (3x)
cago em salvador
2X
chego um negao
e piso no coco
fico estressadao
e entao perguntou!!!!
quem foi o cagao
o lorao se acusou
negao pegou o tres oitao
e o lorao ele mato
mata!mata
mata mata mato-o (3X)
morte em salvador
2X
26 Jun 04
Hermes e Renato – Padre Quemedo
- EU SOIS O CAPETA, SEU PADRE. O que que eu tenho que fazer pra te provar?
- Só tem que me provar, porra!
- Porra é o cu da cachorra.
- A cachorra morreu, teu cu é meu.
- Ah, meu cu é seu, então… então, meu cu é teu. Tá insinuando que eu sou viado?
- Sim, tu é viado.
- Viado é rolimã, como tu e tua irmã.
- Viado é borboleta, como teu pai pelo c* e tua mãe pela bu****.
- AH VAI TOMÁ NO CU!
- Tomate cru é vitamina, como tu e tua prima.
- Tomate cru é pra salada, teu cu é pra moçada.
- …….. FILHO DA PUTA!
24 Jun 04
Lil Jon & Eastside Boyz Lyrics
Get Low
[Chorus]
3,6,9 very fine give it to you sock it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 6x
To the window, to da wall, (to da wall)
Till the sweat drip down my balls (MY BALLS)
Till all these bitches crawl (crawl)
Till all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet goddam (Goddam)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet goddam (Goddam)
Shortie crunk so fresh so clean
Can she pump that?
Question been harassing me in the mind This bitch is fine
I done came to the club about 50 11 times
Now can I play with yo panty line
The club owner said I need to calm down
security guard go to sweating
Me now nigga drunk then a motherfucker threaten me now
She getting crunk in the club I mine she work
Then I like to see the female twerking taking the clothes off BUCKEY naked
ATL. Hoe don?t disrespect it
Pa pop yo pussy like this cause yin yang twins in this bitch
Lil Jon and the East side boys wit me and we all like to see Ass and tities
Now bring yo ass over here hoe and let me see you get low if you want this Thug
Now take it to the floor (to the floor) and if yo ass wanta act you can keep yo ass where you at
3,6,9 standing real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low [6x]
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drip down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skit skit motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)
To all skit skit motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)
Let me see you get low you scared you, scared you
Drop dat ass to the floor you scared you, scared you
Let me see you get low you scared you, scared you
Drop dat ass to the floor you scared you, scared you
Drop dat ass ya shake it fast ya
Pop dat ass to the left and the right ya
Drop dat ass ya shake it fast ya
Pop dat ass to the left and the right ya
Now back,back,back it up
a back,back,back it up
a back,back,back it up
a back,back,back it up
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya
3,6,9 standing real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low [6x]
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drip down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skit skit motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)
To all skit skit motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)
Now give me my doe back and go get ya friend
Stupid bitch standing there while I?m drinking my hen
Steady looking at me Still asking questions
Times up nigga pass me another contestant
Hoe move to the left if you ain?t bout 50th
Done talk through 3 or 4 songs already
looking at a nigga with yo palm all out bitch I ain?t even seen you dance
Twerk something baby work something baby
Pop yo pussy on the pole do yo thang baby
Slide down dat bitch
wit yo little bit then stop
Get back on the floor catch yo balance then drop
Now bring it back up clap yo ass like hands
I just wanna see yo ass drity dance yin yang we done again
And put it on the map like annnnn
3,6,9 standing real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low [6x]
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drip down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skit skit motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)
To all skit skit motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)
Got dam (Got dam) ya ya?ll twreking alittle bit ladies
But ya got to twrek alittle bit harder then dat
now right now I need all the ladies dat know they look good tonite
(where my sexy ladies) we want ya?ll to do this shit like this
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)
3,6,9 standing real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low [6x]
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drip down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skit skit motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)
To all skit skit motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)
24 Jun 04
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