15 May 05

A Lesson in Political Science
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- SOCIALISM – You have two cows. The government takes one to give to someone else.
- COMMUNISM – You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you the milk.
- FASCISM – You have two cows. The government takes both and sells you the milk.
- NAZISM – You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
- BUREAUCRACY – You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots one and pours the milk down the drain.
- CAPITALISM – You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
- ANARCHY – steal neighbour’s bull, shoot the government.

Vocabulary Help
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- cow – vaca
- take (take, took, taken) – levar, tomar
- both – ambos
- milk – leite
- sell (sell, sold, sold) – vender
- shoot – dar um tiro
- pour – despejar
- drain – ralo
- buy (buy, bought, bought) – comprar
- bull – touro
- steal (steal, stole, stolen) – roubar
- neighbour – vizinho

Fonte: http://br.groups.yahoo.com/group/efr2/